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You're mad! You little eejit!are you just digging a well. I need water for the Irish water company. When I left Dublin to live how are you on the hall in BrusselsIrish water was a sound Company. Then they've put dad gob shite Alan Kelly in charge! He couldn't direct piss into a bucket. No my pal – – is in big trouble.with dad he made an even more vicious swipe at me with his shovel.well, the wind of that swipe on my face was all the incentive I need. I Branning into action and accelerated out of that clearing like a rocket going into space. I and am running.
What can I Do now? To be continued..............
For all my faithful fans here is a free preview of my newest short story 'Wee Ollie Brown'. If you like it please go to my shop here:
http://dermotcoburn.weebly.com/store/c1/Featured_Products.html and purchase the full version. On purchase, we will email you your own copy of this hilarious story in full. Enjoy!! "You're mad! You little eejit! I'm digging a well. I need water for the Irish water company. When I left Dublin to live high on the hog in Brussels Irish water was a sound Company. Then they put that gobshite Alan Kelly in charge! He couldn't direct piss into a bucket! Now my pal Enda is in big trouble." With that he made an even more vicious swipe at me with his shovel. Well, the wind of that swipe on my face was all the incentive I needed. I sprang into action and accelerated out of that clearing like a rocket going into space. I'm still running.
What can I do now? I really do need a stiff Jameson and I think the Lumpers Pub is round here somewhere. I'll head in that direction. To be continued.............. Alls he ever wanted was a bike! Will Wee Ollie Brown's prayers be answered?................short story coming soon. Keep Watch!
I'm continuing this horrible story.
I ran up to him shouting "No! No! Big Phil don't do it. You will bring down terrible trouble on the whole country". He looked at me roaring "who are you? and where did you come from? you little git". He made a swipe at me with the shovel and I could feel the swoosh of the wind as the shovel missed my head by an inch. "I know what you are up to"I said."I discovered Enda Kenny in the shed with Angela Merkel. You are going to kill her and bury her in that big hole. Aren't you?" "You little runt!" he thundered "when I get my hands on you I'll wring your scrawny neck". I was frozen to the spot. You could never even imagine what he said next. TO BE CONTINUED.
I'm continuing this horrible story.I ran up to him shouting "No! No! Big Phil don't do it. You will bring down terrible trouble on the whole country". He looked at me roaring "who are you? and where did you come from? you little git". He made a swipe at me with the shovel and I could feel the swoosh of the wind as the shovel missed my head by an inch. "I know what you are up to"I said."I discovered Enda Kenny in the shed with Angela Merkel. You are going to kill her and bury her in that big hole. Aren't you?""You little runt!" he thundered "when I get my hands on you I'll wring your scrawny neck".I was frozen to the spot.You could never even imagine what he said next.
TO BE CONTINUED.
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Thanks to all my fans for purchasing the first book in my online shop. I really appreciate your support. Keep watching for a new addition very soon called "Wee Willie Brown". You are soon going to be able to purchase my books directly from my website! Available now to buy 'The Dog, the Frog and the Little Wooden Clog'. Keep this classic tale close to your bedside table. Simply purchase the book and we will email it directly to you in PDF format. Go on, treat yourself! You deserve it!
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